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Open Birthday - Humorous

Message Outside: It’s your Birthday!
As you celebrate
Spare a thought for the
Unlucky few ...
Message Inside: ...who had to light
all those candles!

Supplied individually wrapped with Envelope
Card Size 13 x 19 cm
Price per card 1.75 euro

Item Code OBDAY-HUM-1

Open Birthday - Humorous

Message Outside: It’s your Birthday.
Time may be a
Great Healer…
Message Inside: …but it’s a
Terrible
Beautician!
Happy Birthday!

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Card Size 13 x 19 cm
Price per card 1.00 euro

Item Code OBDAY-HUM-2

Open Birthday - Humorous

Message Outside: Happy Birthday!
You're now at that age
Where you've seen it all,
Done it all ....
Message Inside: ... Can't remember
Most of it!!

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Card Size 13 x 19 cm
Price per card 1.75 euro

Item Code OBDAY-HUM-3

Open Birthday - Humorous

Message Outside: Birthday Boy!
What is the difference
Between you and a
Barrel of Beer?
Message Inside: …one’s big and round,
smells of beer and rolls
around on the floor,
and the others a
barrel of beer!
Happy Birthday!

Supplied individually wrapped with Envelope
Card Size 13 x 19 cm
Price per card 1.00 euro

Item Code OBDAY-HUM-4

Open Birthday - Humorous

Message Outside: Birthday Wishes
Dancing on the table at 8 ...
Message Inside: ... Under it by 8.30

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Card Size 13 x 19 cm
Price per card 1.75 euro

Item Code OBDAY-HUM-5

Open Birthday - Humorous

Message Outside: On your Birthday
What is the difference between
Light and Hard ? ? ?
Message Inside: You can sleep
With a light on!!
Happy Birthday!

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Card Size 13 x 19 cm
Price per card 1.00 euro

Item Code OBDAY-HUM-6

Open Birthday - Humorous

Message Outside: Happy Birthday
They say the BEST way to
to Remember your birthday...
Message Inside: ... Is not at all!

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Card Size 13 x 19 cm
Price per card 1.75 euro

Item Code OBDAY-HUM-7

Open Birthday - Humorous

Message Outside: Happy Birthday
They say compliments
Keep you young ...
...So you're the BEST ...
Message Inside: ... At lying about your age!

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Card Size 13 x 19 cm
Price per card 1.75 euro

Item Code OBDAY-HUM-8

Open Birthday - Humorous

Message Outside: On Your Birthday
It's time to act sensibly
And responsibly...
Message Inside: ... Starting tomorrow!

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Card Size 13 x 19 cm
Price per card 1.75 euro

Item Code OBDAY-HUM-9

Open Birthday - Humorous

Message Outside: Happy Birthday
This birthday is
Absolutely nothing
To worry about ...
Message Inside: ... It's all those others
That really add up!

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Card Size 13 x 19 cm
Price per card 1.75 euro

Item Code OBDAY-HUM-10

Open Birthday - Humorous

Message Outside: Happy Birthday
You've still got it ...
Message Inside: ... Sometimes you just
forget where you've put it!

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Card Size 13 x 19 cm
Price per card 1.75 euro

Item Code OBDAY-HUM-11

Open Birthday - Humorous

Message Outside: Happy Birthday
You've always been a
Party Animal ...
... But now you're
Getting to that age ...
Message Inside: ... When your back goes out
More than you do!

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Card Size 13 x 19 cm
Price per card 1.75 euro

Item Code OBDAY-HUM-12

Open Birthday - Humorous

Message Outside: Happy Birthday
Another year older
But you still know how to
Get down! ...
Message Inside: ... It's getting back up again
That's the problem!

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Card Size 13 x 19 cm
Price per card 1.75 euro

Item Code OBDAY-HUM-13

Open Birthday - Humorous

Message Outside: Birthday Wishes
At your age junk food
Is good for you ...
Message Inside: ... You need all the
Preservatives you can get!

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Card Size 13 x 19 cm
Price per card 1.75 euro

Item Code OBDAY-HUM-14

Open Birthday - Humorous

Message Outside: Happy Birthday
At your age
You must remember
To get your five a day! ...
Message Inside: ... Beer, Wine, Gin,
Vodka and Whiskey!

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Card Size 13 x 19 cm
Price per card 1.75 euro

Item Code OBDAY-HUM-15

Open Birthday - Humorous

Message Outside: Birthday Drink
It’s worth the hangover
Message Inside: Happy Birthday

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Card Size 13 x 19 cm
Price per card 1.75 euro

Item Code OBDAY-HUM-16

Open Birthday - Humorous

Message Outside: Happy Birthday
I ate your cake
So Yummy!!!
Message Inside: Enjoy your birthday!

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Card Size 13 x 19 cm
Price per card 1.75 euro

Item Code OBDAY-HUM-17

Open Birthday - Humorous

Message Outside: It's Pawsecco Time!
Have a Happy Birthday
Message Inside: Have a Great Birthday!

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Card Size 13 x 19 cm
Price per card 1.75 euro

Item Code OBDAY-HUM-18

Open Birthday - Humorous

Message Outside: Happy Birthday
Party Time Old Timer
Message Inside: Have a Great Time!

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Card Size 13 x 19 cm
Price per card 1.75 euro

Item Code OBDAY-HUM-19

Open Birthday - Humorous

Message Outside: Happy Birthday
I hope its A-Moo-zing!
Message Inside: Have a Great Birthday!

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Card Size 13 x 19 cm
Price per card 1.75 euro

Item Code OBDAY-HUM-20

Open Birthday - Humorous

Message Outside: I know you want a
wrinkle-free Birthday!
Not gonna happen -
Not in a zillion years!
Message Inside: Happy Birthday

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Card Size 13 x 19 cm
Price per card 1.75 euro

Item Code OBDAY-HUM-21

Open Birthday - Humorous

Message Outside: Another Birthday
More Hang Overs
Message Inside: Happy Birthday

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Card Size 13 x 19 cm
Price per card 1.75 euro

Item Code OBDAY-HUM-22

Open Birthday - Humorous

Message Outside: Cheer up
It's party time!
Message Inside: Have a Happy Birthday

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Card Size 13 x 19 cm
Price per card 1.75 euro

Item Code OBDAY-HUM-23

Open Birthday - Humorous

Message Outside: Happy Birthday Amigo
Hope it is Fabulous
Just like you!
Message Inside: Have a Very Special Birthday

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Card Size 13 x 19 cm
Price per card 1.75 euro

Item Code OBDAY-HUM-24

Open Birthday - Humorous

Message Outside: Happy Birthday
To someone older and wiser
Actually just older!
Message Inside: Have a fantastic birthday

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Card Size 13 x 19 cm
Price per card 1.75 euro

Item Code OBDAY-HUM-25

Open Birthday - Humorous

Message Outside: Happy Birthday
Let's have some party!
Message Inside: Simples!
Happy Birthday

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Card Size 13 x 19 cm
Price per card 1.75 euro

Item Code OBDAY-HUM-26

Open Birthday - Humorous

Message Outside: Happy Birthday
Let's get this
party started
You Old Fart!
Message Inside: Have a Great Time!

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Card Size 13 x 19 cm
Price per card 1.75 euro

Item Code OBDAY-HUM-27

Open Birthday - Humorous

Message Outside: "You told me to make
more of an effort,
what do you think?"
Message Inside: Have a Great Day

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Card Size 13 x 19 cm
Price per card 1.75 euro

Item Code OBDAY-HUM-28

Open Birthday - Humorous

Message Outside: "Well we can all dream!"
Message Inside: .Have a Lovely Day

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Card Size 13 x 19 cm
Price per card 1.75 euro

Item Code OBDAY-HUM-29

Open Birthday - Humorous

Message Outside: This app makes me look really
wrinkly, old and past it
That's the camera!
Message Inside: Have a fun day!

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Card Size 13 x 19 cm
Price per card 1.75 euro

Item Code OBDAY-HUM-30

Open Birthday - Humorous

Message Outside: Jean learned the hard way, the
importance of a good sports bra!
Message Inside: Relax and enjoy your day!

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Card Size 13 x 19 cm
Price per card 1.75 euro

Item Code OBDAY-HUM-31

Open Birthday - Humorous

Message Outside: I've just done a silent fart,
what should i do?
Get a hearing aid!
Message Inside: Enjoy your day!

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Card Size 13 x 19 cm
Price per card 1.75 euro

Item Code OBDAY-HUM-32

Open Birthday - Humorous

Message Outside: Spread the word!
Bob wanted to tell all his friends
about his birthday, but still hadn't got
the hang of this tweeting malarkey!
Message Inside: Happy Birthday

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Card Size 13 x 19 cm
Price per card 1.75 euro

Item Code OBDAY-HUM-33

Open Birthday - Humorous

Message Outside: Yes, that was very loud Mr Smith
but I asked to hear your heart!
Message Inside: Enjoy your day

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Card Size 13 x 19 cm
Price per card 1.75 euro

Item Code OBDAY-HUM-34

Open Birthday - Humorous

Message Outside: No Jim, I didn't say
Floral Sex!
Message Inside: Hope you day is special

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Card Size 13 x 19 cm
Price per card 1.75 euro

Item Code OBDAY-HUM-35

Open Birthday - Humorous

Message Outside: I really love you
Is that you or the wine talking?
It's me, talking to the wine!
Message Inside: Have a Great Day!

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Card Size 13 x 19 cm
Price per card 1.75 euro

Item Code OBDAY-HUM-36

Open Birthday - Humorous

Message Outside: You know when I look in the mirror,
I don’t see any wrinkles,
lines or grey hairs
Only because your eyesight is going!
Message Inside: With Best Wishes

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Card Size 13 x 19 cm
Price per card 1.75 euro

Item Code OBDAY-HUM-37

Open Birthday - Humorous

Message Outside: It's far more enjoyable doing
bicep curls with a
bottle of red in each hand!
Message Inside: Enjoy, you deserve it!

Supplied individually wrapped with Envelope
Card Size 13 x 19 cm
Price per card 1.75 euro

Item Code OBDAY-HUM-38

Open Birthday - Humorous

Message Outside: No Dear, I said I love the
aroma of a fresh Tart!
Message Inside: Have a fun day!

Supplied individually wrapped with Envelope
Card Size 13 x 19 cm
Price per card 1.75 euro

Item Code OBDAY-HUM-39

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